PSA: Cookies are Dangerous

More than half of all Britons have been injured by biscuits ranging from scalding from hot tea or coffee while dunking or breaking a tooth eating during a morning tea break, a survey has revealed.

An estimated 25 million adults have been injured while eating during a tea or coffee break – with at least 500 landing themselves in hospital, the survey revealed.

The custard cream biscuit was found to be the worse offender to innocent drinkers.

Hidden dangers included flying fragments and being hurt while dunking in scalding tea through to the more strange such as people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit or fallen off a chair reaching for the tin.

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Iowa Same-Sex Marriage Poll: 92% Say It Hasn’t Impacted Their Lives

One of the most common arguments against marriage equality is that the legalization of gay marriage threatens the institution of traditional marriage. But a recent poll conducted by the Des Moines Register finds that 92% of Iowans believe that “gay marriage has brought no real change to their lives.”

What!? That can’t be! There were supposed to be massive heathen orgies, people married to animals and polygamists running wild following gay marriage!

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Shooting on the Potomac

Reports of a shooting incident on the Potomac river just outside Washington DC were a training exercise, US officials say.

Today’s dumb ass award goes to whoever decided it was a good idea to fire off dummy rounds as part of a training exercise on the anniversary of a major tragedy right near the US capital.

CNN had reported that 10 rounds were fired as a vessel tried to go through a security zone.

But officials later said the incident had been a training exercise and no shots were fired.

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