The Minnesota Supreme Court says bong water can qualify as a controlled substance.
In a split decision today, the high court says a person can be prosecuted for a first-degree drug crime for 25 grams or more of bong water that tests positive for a controlled substance.
The Supreme Court says that counts as a drug “mixture” under state law. It noted that the liquid wasn’t plain water, but had a pink color and fruity odor. A narcotics officer testified that drug users sometimes keep bong water to drink later.
A simple Google search of Michal Preclik’s name turns up an Interpol wanted poster from his native Czech Republic. So where was he arrested? In Nebraska’s maximum-security prison, where he was not an inmate, but a guard.
A 27-year-old Southeast Portland man who beat his ex-girlfriend and then stabbed her pet fish and left it impaled in her apartment has been sentenced to two years of probation and a psychological evaluation. 
Bernie “The Bruiser” Madoff got into a prison-yard tussle with a fellow inmate.
You would think this headline was a crappy ad for a show on OutTV but you would be wrong. A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
The Indiana Court of Appeals says six inmates at the Greene County Jail didn’t commit a crime when they sneaked into each other’s cells to have sex.
Two men learned a valuable lesson when they attacked two men in dresses that turned out to be professional cage fighters out for a fancy dress party.
Waterloo police say clerks at a convenience store that was robbed twice in recent months threw money at a man in a case of a mistaken robbery.
“You don’t know who you’re messing with” said a Vatican priest caught in a red light district after police chase.
PROMISES that special chemicals could duplicate money have allegedly duped three Victorian businesses.